May 2012
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tyler arsenault: may twenty sixth →
lacotemaletaile:
earlier today i drove to the industrial park
and drove as fast as possible down the abandoned roads
with the windows open
i hit the governor limit of one hundred and thirty five miles per hour
did you know that in south carolina
you can buy a bunch of fireworks at walmart
really cheap
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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blogsecret:
Truth is, I really, really him. For two years now. I’ve dated other guys. But there was always a place in my heart for him. It makes my day just to talk to him. I love everything about him. His smile, his sense of humor and his amazing personality. But, he’s 3 years older than me. I lay in bed at night just wishing I had a chance. But I know I never will.
My twin?
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I can’t tell if I’m hungover or in love.
dr0p4ah0y:
meghantonjes:
hasselthehoff:
drooling
I can do that. Easy.
Omfg if I could learn to be this sexy and coordinated I’m pretty sure I could take over the world.
Too bad the second I tried to move my hips like that my spine would dislocate. Less sexy.
April 2012
92 posts
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Aunt ruby is in town to help me study for finals this week.
Great.
AUSSIE GIRL RANT
thehealthyjournal:
Everything on here is in lbs, pounds, ounces and oz! I have nooo idea what all these are and every time I see a recipe I always have to convert it into metric units!
AMERICAAAA, FUCK YEAAAAH!
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after six years
I’ve successfully found and facebooked the guy I stalked my entire freshman year
but alas
he is taken
damn you technology for not being more quick to be modern and stalker-enabled
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fuckyeahfitspiration:
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tannedhides:
heytinafey:
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fallonfey:
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tltty:
its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls
YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US
Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!
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You can’t just ask people why they’re white!
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I need an excuse to search Sirah tags
tyler arsenault: i've been wearing the same... →
lacotemaletaile:
feeling the deepening wrinkles on my forehead
as the diphenhydramine kicks in
addicted to over the counter sleeping pills
my hairline is receding
my metabolism is the same though but
my teeth are getting stained
cigarettes make me cool i’ll write about smoking
so i am cool and people know…