May 2012
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tyler arsenault: may twenty sixth →
lacotemaletaile: earlier today i drove to the industrial park and drove as fast as possible down the abandoned roads with the windows open i hit the governor limit of one hundred and thirty five miles per hour did you know that in south carolina you can buy a bunch of fireworks at walmart really cheap …
May 27th
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
May 23rd
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May 14th
blogsecret: Truth is, I really, really him. For two years now. I’ve dated other guys. But there was always a place in my heart for him. It makes my day just to talk to him. I love everything about him. His smile, his sense of humor and his amazing personality. But, he’s 3 years older than me. I lay in bed at night just wishing I had a chance. But I know I never will. My twin?
May 14th
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May 9th
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I can’t tell if I’m hungover or in love.
May 7th
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WatchWatch
dr0p4ah0y: meghantonjes: hasselthehoff: drooling I can do that. Easy. Omfg if I could learn to be this sexy and coordinated I’m pretty sure I could take over the world. Too bad the second I tried to move my hips like that my spine would dislocate. Less sexy.
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April 2012
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Aunt ruby is in town to help me study for finals this week. Great.
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Apr 29th
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AUSSIE GIRL RANT
thehealthyjournal: Everything on here is in lbs, pounds, ounces and oz! I have nooo idea what all these are and every time I see a recipe I always have to convert it into metric units! AMERICAAAA, FUCK YEAAAAH!
Apr 29th
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after six years
I’ve successfully found and facebooked the guy I stalked my entire freshman year but alas he is taken damn you technology for not being more quick to be modern and stalker-enabled
Apr 24th
From this ( . ) to this ) . (:... →
fuckyeahfitspiration: peetador: tannedhides: heytinafey: televisionismygirlfriend: fallonfey: nosetampon: tltty: its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this! … You can’t just ask people why they’re white!
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I need an excuse to search Sirah tags
Apr 15th
tyler arsenault: i've been wearing the same... →
lacotemaletaile: feeling the deepening wrinkles on my forehead as the diphenhydramine kicks in addicted to over the counter sleeping pills my hairline is receding my metabolism is the same though but my teeth are getting stained cigarettes make me cool i’ll write about smoking so i am cool and people know…
Apr 15th
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