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The three of them spoke at the same time; Hermione said, “the Cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.”

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givemetrills:

*tumblr user pizza reblogged one of my posts.*
I was going to make a pun about it, but the delivery would have been all wrong.

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siggymcpissyface:
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ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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nue:

nue:

once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there

if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean

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Prioritizing. Hopefully this will cut back on expired food.

Prioritizing. Hopefully this will cut back on expired food.

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cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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Things end, and that’s OK - Mike Falzone

This make me smile and cry. weird.

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Life is just a bunch of making me want to cry right now.